Swiftian Theory

The bpm of Taylor Swift's arousal

The Life of A Showgirl review

Oct 6 • Swiftian Theory

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June 2025

Some woman on the internet

Generative AI and Taylor

Jun 5 • Swiftian Theory

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May 2025

Taylor's style in three words

Her looks can always end in burning flames or paradise tbh

May 20 • Swiftian Theory

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February 2025

What Taylor knows about love

With evidence

Feb 14 • Swiftian Theory

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Your past and mine are parallel lines

Taylor and Beyoncé go to the Grammys

Feb 7 • Swiftian Theory

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December 2024

The biggest littlest show on Earth

Eras tour, you are the loml

Dec 10, 2024 • Swiftian Theory

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September 2024

The limits of Taylor's power

Beauty is a beast that roars

Sep 16, 2024 • Swiftian Theory

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July 2024

How I chose my Eras outfits

There are two wolves inside me

Jul 16, 2024 • Swiftian Theory

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June 2024

Someone called Taylor's music "mind-numbingly banal"

Rather blow up my whole life than listen to one more critic bitching and moaning

Jun 17, 2024 • Swiftian Theory

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Does Taylor now hate the UK? oh nooo

As the Eras tour approaches Britain, we assess the diplomatic situation

Jun 3, 2024 • Swiftian Theory

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May 2024

Into the Taylor-Verse

Extracts and easter eggs from a new book about Taylor

May 7, 2024 • Swiftian Theory

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April 2024

The Tortured Poets Department review

It's hell on earth to be heavenly.

Apr 25, 2024 • Swiftian Theory

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